Today I will be discussing one of my favorite landmarks: the Statue of Liberty. Every morning, I wake up and the first thing I see on the skyline of our great city is Lady Liberty raising her copper torch into the glorious sky, illuminating the greatest city in this God-blessed great nation of ours. Her beautiful face looks on over the vast Atlantic Ocean, greeting early 20th century European immigrants with her all-knowing gaze and warning them that if they don't fall on their knees and dedicate themselves to America, God Bless, they will pay dearly. Ah, the statue of liberty. She makes my heart flutter with admiration when I see her big, buff arms and her flowing, green dress robe. God Bless.