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Read the jokes paying attention to the use of modal verbs, and then reproduce them.
1.Jack: My dog can count.
Teacher: Can he?
Jack: I ask him how much two minus two is and he says nothing.
2. M ike: Tom, your father is a teacher and you cannot read and write.
Tom: Your father is a doctor and your little brother has no teeth.
3. M other: You must not use these bad words, Tom.Tom: Mummy, but Shakespeare uses them .
M other: Don’t play with him any more.
4.Ann: Granny, may I eat the whole cake?Grandmother: Yes, you may, if you can.
5.It was Frankie’s first visit to the zoo. “What do you think of the animals,” asked his father. After a critical inspection of the animals the boy answered, “I think the kanga roo and the elephant must change tails.”