1. In a hospital there is a mad man. He goes for a walk and
pulls a toothbrush on a string. The doctor sees him and says,
"You have a nice dog.” The man says, "Oh, Doctor. This isn’t a
dog. This is a toothbrush.” The doctor thinks, "This man is
getting better!”
After a while, the man says to his toothbrush, "What a nice
joke, Dogy.”