Yesterday in the evening I was at the doctor's. I was supposed to get my check-up. But when my doctor came out, I was so shocked! He was in a pirate costume! He came up to me and starting asking questions as the pirates do. "Aye matey, what can I do for ya?" I was so flabbergasted, that I had no idea how to react. Then he told me after five minutes or so that this was actually an expirement. He wanted to see how people would react.
Afterwards I made sure to never see that doctor again.