Нужно два анекдота на английском языке! не пошлых, на урок надо
A popular joke tells how Elvis himself entered one of the big look-alike competition... and came third
секундочку
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Анектод нашла в вк в группе по изучению англ яза так как я скопировала немного съехало
а еще что-нибудь? я просто думаю, что это не очень понравится учительнице английского
ну ладно, огромное спасибо)
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
спасибо)
я тебе отправляла анектоды