Most people love jokes. A good joke can break the ice and make the conversation enjoyable. My friend’s hobby is collecting jokes. When he __________________ a good joke, he writes it down on a special card. HEAR
The cards __________________ in a box in his room. KEEP
When I visit __________________, I never miss a chance to read a joke from his collection. Yesterday’s joke was about famous detectives. Here it is. HE
One day Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping. They put up a tent, made a fire and had a good dinner of meat and __________________. POTATO
That night, Holmes __________________ up and asked: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see." WAKE
Watson said that he __________________ millions of stars. "And what does it tell you?" Holmes went on his interrogation. SEE
"Well, if we apply our deductive method, we’ll come to several conclusions. Astronomically, there are billions of planets. My__________________ conclusion is astrological – I observe Saturn in Leo. TWO
And, meteorologically, it’ll be a beautiful day tomorrow. I wish we__________________ this kind of weather more often in this country. And what does the sky tell you, Holmes?" HAVE
Holmes was silent for a moment and then said, "Someone __________________ our tent!" STEAL