–Waiter! Will you show us the menu-card?
– Here you are, sir. And this is the wine list.
– Well, you may remove it as we are not going to take any drink. We are driving. We mean to have a snack and that’s all. Have you got lobsters?
– I’m sorry, sir, but they are not on the menu.
– And what about salmon?
– No, sorry. We have not.
– What a nuisance! Well, what is that famous food you treat your customers to?
– Chicken broth is our speciality, sir.