Do you have something to read? asks the man bookseller.
- Well, what? - asks the seller.
- Well, something more modern?
"What's the problem?
- Yes, behold, the woman asked for something more modern to buy. I have a philologist.
What did she learn?
- Detective genre.
- I suggest this book and this one. (Points to the books of high-quality modern authors.)
"Oh, thank like a pleasant chat with a specialist!