Вот мой вариант правильного по грамматике диалога:
- Hello! What are your plans for the coming weekend?
- I don't know. I don't have any plans. Why are you so interested?
- I am interested in your plans because I don't have any plans too. My fantasy is dead. Ha ha. But maybe we could go to the mountains.
- No no no. I'm so lazy. I'm afraid of the mountains. Err... Can we go to Central Park? This is a very beautiful place.
- The hell with you! I hate your jokes. You know that I'm anti-social. I want to visit the forest near to your university.
- What a (непонятное слово)! My friend hates my jokes. Oh, ok. We will go to the forest. I will come there at 2 p.m.
- Fantastic! I love this place.
- Me too. Bye, my friend.
- Bye!