Caller: Good morning, is Mr Green there?
Man: No, he is not here. He is working at the moment. He usually works until 4 p.m.
Caller: What about Mrs Green? Where is she?
Man: She is doing the shopping. She always does the shopping on Thursday afternoons.
Caller: Where are the children?
Man: They are playing football. They always play football after school.
Caller: How do you know all this? Who are you?
Man: I am the burglar!