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I love travelling in the country, but i don't like losing my way. I went on a trip the other day, but my trip took longer than i expected. I'm going to Woodford Green', I said to the conductor as I got on the bus, 'but i don't know where it is. ' - 'I told you where to get off', answered the conductor. I sat in front of the bus to get a good view of the countryside. After some time, the bus stopped. I realized with a shock that i'm being the only passenger left on the bus. 'You must get off here', the conductor said, 'This is as far as we can go.' We got back now,' said the conductor.
My friend, Herbert, has always been so fat, but things got bad recently that he decided to go on a diet. He began his diet a week ago. First of all, he wrote out a long list of all the foods which were forbidden. the list included most of the food he loves: butter, potatoes, rice, beer milk, chocolate, sweets and so on. Yesterday, I payed him a visit. I rang the bell and was not surprised to see Herbert as fat as ever. He led me to his room and hurriedly hid a large parcel under his desk. he was very embarrased. When i asked him what he is doing he smiled guiltily and then put the parcel on the desk. He showed me the contents of the parcel. it contained five large bars of chocolate and three bags of sweets!