Last night I SLEPT very badly. I HAD a very strange dream. I was in restaurant and SAT alone and READ a newspaper. Suddenly I LOOKED up and SAW a lot of other people SITTING at tables near him. They WERE LAUGHTING and SMILING about something. The waiter CAME over to me. He BEGAN to smile. I ASKED him why he WAS SMILING .The other people BEGAN to laugh even louder.
The waiter POINTED to my legs. Then I UNDERSTOOD why everybody WAS LAUGHTING . I DIDN'T WEAR any trousers.