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I dye my hair bright green,
Unless I shave it clean.
I wear a wig upon my nose
And bright earrings on my toes
And though I know my legs are pylons
I wear such pretty nylons
Every day upon my shirt
I dab a little grease and dirt.
When people stop and say,
"Why do you have that on?"
I smooth down my little dress and say,
"It is the latest fashion."
All the girls adore me,
They do not think I'm a fool.Is it
They smile and say, "Our Billy's
The best-dressed boy in school.”