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1) A diner while dining at Crewe
Found a very large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too.
2) There was a young woman named Bright
Whoose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.