A doctor, who was a good specialist, but whose handwriting was bad, sent a letter to his friend inviting him to dinner, adding that there would be music. The friend did not come to the party, and sent no explanation. Met them next time, the doctor asked whether the man had received his letter. "Yes, thank you", was the answer. "I took it to the chemist and had the medicine made, I feel much better already".
2."All tickets, please", said the inspector coming into the compartment. While the passenger was being asked for the tickets, one of the passengers was searching his pockets. The inspector looked at him, smiled and said, "Your ticket is being held in your teeth, sir". Then he left. "What an absent-minded man you are", a passenger said. "Oh, no, not at all. I was just chewing off the wrong date".